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Remmick-Hubert Special Page - Lodi Union High School, Class of 1960-Newsletter

Vol. 5:  20  June: Page  Seven

Jokes

From Mike Johns:

"All I Really Need to Know

I Learned From Noah's Ark:"

1. Don't miss the boat.

2. Don't forget we're all in the same boat.

3. Plan ahead - it wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.

4. Stay fit - when your 600 years old someone might ask you to do

something really big!

5. Don't listen to critics, just get on with what has to be done.

6. For safety's sake, travel in pairs.

7. Two heads are better than one.

8. Build your future on high ground.

9. Speed isn't always an advantage; after all, snails were on the same

ark as the cheetahs.

10.When you're stressed. float away.

11.Remember the ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic was built by

professionals.

12.Remember that the woodpeckers inside are a larger threat than the

storm outside.

13.Hope Floats.

14.No matter what the storm, there's always a rainbow waiting.

Hope you enjoy... Mike Johns

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